kelkat
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Joined: 04 Aug 2006
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 Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 12:24 pm Post subject: Two boys are playing baseball... |
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Two boys are playing baseball on a field in suburban Chicago when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his bat and bashes the dog over the head, killing it instantly. A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to the boy. "Young White Sox Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Sox fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Chicago, I just assumed you were," said the reporter, and he began writing again.
"Cubs Fan Rescues Friends from Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Cubs fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Cubs or the Sox. What team do you root for?" inquired the reporter.
"I'm a Yankees fan," the child responded.
The reporter turned the page in his notebook and wrote "Little Brat from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet." |
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