cubfanindy
Major Leagues
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 174
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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 Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: Floyd Landis excuses |
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I was thinking earlier today after hearing the sound byte of Floyd Landis throwing out excuses that it sounded like the makings of Dave Letterman Top Ten list. I ran an google search to remind myself of what some of his excuses were, and sure enough, Letterman already had it! Personally, #3 is my favorite.
From the July 27th Late Show:
Top Ten Floyd Landis Excuses
10. "High altitude in the Alps made daddy dizzy"
9. "Who can resist Balco's delicious 'spicy chipotle' flavor
8. "I was trying to impress Sheryl Crow"
7. "Uh...global warming?"
6. "The world hates Americans already, so does this really matter?"
5. "French bastards must have dosed my quiche"
4. "Wanted to give 'New York Post' excuse to run hilarious 'Fink Floyd' headline"
3. "Hulk no need excuse"
2. "Frankly, I'd rather be a disgrace than a loser"
1. "Screw you - - I'm Floyd ***damn Landis" |
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