Colts Fan Saves Dog.....

stubert · Rookie League Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 1

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago
Park when a crazed Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of
the boys. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his
hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists
it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and
rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Cubs Fan
Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
in his notebook. "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little
boy replies. "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I
just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts
writing again.

"Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook. "But I'm not a Sox fan
either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but since
we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were," says the
reporter and starts writing again.

"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he
writes in his notebook. "I'm not a Bears fan either,"
says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in Chicago was
either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you
root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Colts Fan," the
boy replies. The reporter starts a new sheet in his
notebook and writes:

"Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet"