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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:25 am    Post subject: three coaches Reply with quote

Three coaches flew to the NCAA convention. The plane crashed; and all 3 died.

All 3 noticed God up in the clouds sitting in a chair. God motioned for one of them to come into the clouds. God wanted to know three things:

Who are you? What did you do? What did people think of you?

The 1st person said, "I'm Denny Crum, I was 2nd best coach in the nation. I won 2 national championships & over 20 games a year. The people of Kentucky think I'm great."

God said, "Fine, Denny, stand on my right side."

The next person said, "I'm Rick Pitino. I was the 3rd best coach in the nation. I won an SEC Championship and turned the program around to a fairly respectable one. The people of Kentucky think I'm great."

God said, "Fine, Rick, stand on my left side."

The 3rd person stood before God and said, "I'm Bobby Knight & I have won 3 national championships, 2 NIT championships, the Pan Am Games, the Olympics, 9 Big Ten championships, and I was the youngest coach ever to win 600 games, and the people of Indiana think you are sitting in my chair."
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