Bears joke

SoccerHooligan78 · Rookie League Joined: 11 Jan 2007 Posts: 3

A friend from work send me this today. Pretty fun. Thought I would share with everyone. Maybe annoy a few Bears fans.
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A professor of communications was addressing his class. He told them
he could carry on a conversation with anyone. So one student decided to
challenge him.

"Alright, what would you say to Einstein?"

The professor straightened up and started talking. "Professor, I
found a small problem with your theory of relativity, related to the
exponent of the speed of light and the contention that the continuum of time can be altered in a real sense. . . " The professor went on talking for another 15 minutes discussing the theory of relativity.

Another student spoke up with another challenge. "Well what if you
were having dinner with the President of France?"

The professor sat down, cocked his head slightly, and began talking.
"The role of France as a broker for peace could be expanded by greater
economic Franco-European investments in the more populous areas of the
lower African continent. . ." He continued speaking for another 10 minutes about world politics and economics, sprinkling the conversation
with occasional French phrases.

The students were obviously impressed. Then one unpersuaded student
in the back spoke up.

"How about if you were speaking to a complete moron?"

The professor immediately threw off his jacket and tie, opened his
shirt to his navel, stuck out his gut, pulled his pants low enough to reveal
his butt crack, then pulled out a bottle of Old Style beer from his
desk and took a long swig. He then held the bottle up like a toast, and
said: "Da Bears."