cubfanindy
Major Leagues
Joined: 29 Jul 2006
Posts: 174
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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 Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:16 pm Post subject: Anthrax scare at Lambeau Field (a classic!) |
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Green Bay Packer football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again. |
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kelkat
Double-A
Joined: 04 Aug 2006
Posts: 25
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| Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: a Packer fan and his dog |
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A Packer fan and his dog walk into a bar and they each take a seat at the bar to watch the game.
The Packers march down the field but are stopped and have to settle for a field goal. As the ball splits the uprights, the dog jumps up, does a perfect back flip and lands on the stool just as if he hadn't moved.
Again the Packers march down the field, get stopped and kick a field goal. Again the dog jumps up and does the back flip and perfect landing.
This time the bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty amazing, what does the dog do if the Packers score a touchdown?"
The Packer fan sighed and said, "I don't know, I've only had him for three years!" |
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